Epic Spell Wars Anarchy at the Arena

Welcome to the big time, champ!

This is the brawl for it all, the Spell-slinging contest that puts it all to rest. That’s right: We finally have the game that puts the EPIC in Epic Spell Wars of the Battle Wizards. So that just leaves you… are you a lily-livered limp-wand lightweight or are you a WIZLORD WIZBANGER ready to ROCK DEM FOOLS!?!? I knew you were up to the challenge… you are the chosen one of prophecy! (Chosen to be the one that buys the game so your freeloading friends can come over and have a god-dang blast!)

The action has never been this intense, and the tournament has never been this big. HECK, we even got rid of death! Well, you still DIE but you’re right back into the action (after getting some negative points). There are all new moves for the Wizards (YOU). That’s right: Score points for RALLYING the crowd and bringing THE PAIN with the new RALLY cards! Wait till you get a load of these awesome cards… they get your Spells PUMPED UP! And we even have the old-time Wizard Champions on the field helping you create mega combos and deliver dirty damage to your Wizzy opponents! Sure, you’re still building three-piece Spells and dealin’ death with magic, but now it’s TOTALLY F’ING INTENSE!

Literally, you have never played Epic Spell Wars of the Battle Wizards like this, and once you do, you may NEVER go back. Actually, go back… the other games are also awesome!